America Motivational

As requested by ~orochimaru-cutie77
For a while, I wanted to do an America motivational, but I could never figure what the motivational should be about. >.<
Then I remembered a conversation I had with a friend where we were talking about characters from Hetalia and I called America "Alfred F'ing Jones" and the text below is inspired by the fact that I spend way too much time on TV Tropes.

My other motivationals:
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Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Mr. Hidekaz Himaruya, not me!